Have you had enough weirdness, already? First you have Michelle sticking her tootsies out the car window. Then we're told it might not be her, some someone with her exact m.o. posting under the name "ihaveprettyfeet."
Then you have Rex Ryan not denying it's her. Rex Ryan is a good ol' boy who played linebacker at Southwestern Oklahoma State University. If it wasn't her, Rex would have flat out said so.
Then we show a genuine toe fetish participant mocking the scene with her "Toe Ho" video.
Next we show you just a few of the celebs that are into feet - Tommy Lee, Brooke Burke, Taratino, Tyra Banks. Tip of the iceberg, kiddos. Elvis, Jack Black, Enrique Iglesius, Ludicris, Ricky Martin, too many to go into.
Now, would you believe this, an entire band with music and lyrics devoted to feet?
You know where I'm going, don't you-- Foot Patrol. They're all about dogs, gunboats, whatever, they smellabrate the wonders of the foot. Anytime there is a podiatrist convention, Foot Patrol provides the entertainment.
They are an Austin band featuring T.J (Toe Jam) Wade as singer and keyboardist. He's blind, by the way, but he can love your feet and make move to funky grooves. Producer and bassist Hung Nguyen collaborates on many of their songs. Also find Jeff Hoskins on drums, Mark Rodgers on guitar, Nick Smith on trombone and Rick Redman on trumpet. They have sort of a James Brown funky sound.
You want to hear the titles? Sure, you do.
No Small Feat
Footography
Smellabration
Toetry in Motion
Freeze, You're Under Arrest... Put Your Feet Behind Your Head
Golden Arches
Here's what you need to do, find a Foot Patrol CD and send it to Rex and Michelle. If they get too many, that won't be a problem. They'll autograph the covers then give them to charities to auction off.
That's the PR bonus. They will have taken lemons, a potentially embarrassing situation, then converted them into lemonade with lots of money raised for charity.
No charity in the world will say "I'm not taking foot money." Foot money is good money, and more publicity friendly than other fetishes.
Do it. Listen to the songs. Send gifts to Rex and Michelle.
