So You Need to Announce That Uncle Phil Kicked the Bucket (Metaphorically Speaking) in the Philadelphia Inquirer?
Let's face it, obituaries aren't exactly known for their laugh-out-loud factor. But hey, even in these somber times, a little humor can go a long way. While we can't bring Uncle Phil back (sorry!), we can certainly help you craft a fitting tribute in the grand ol' Philadelphia Inquirer.
Don't Fear the Reaper (of Deadlines!)
The first order of business:speed is key. The Inquirer has deadlines stricter than a drill sergeant on a sugar crash. Here's the skinny:
- Monday-Friday editions: Get your obituary in by 5:00 p.m. the day before publication.
- Weekend warriors (Saturday & Sunday editions):4:00 p.m. on the day before publication is your cut-off time.
Pro tip: Don't wait until the last minute with a belly full of cheesesteaks!
DIY or Hire a Wordsmith?
The Inquirer offers two options for your obituary masterpiece:
- Do-It-Yourself: Channel your inner Hemingway and craft the eulogy yourself using their online system ().
- Wordslinger Wanted: If writing isn't your forte, you can work with the Inquirer's staff to create a professional obituary.
Choose your adventure!
Obituary Essentials: From Birth to Beyond (the Grave)
Here's what you'll need to include, regardless of your chosen method:
- The Basics: The dearly departed's name, birth and death dates (of course!), and maybe even a cheeky anecdote about their questionable fashion choices in the 80s.
- The Family Jewels (Sort Of): List surviving spouses, children, grandchildren, and any other loved ones who will miss Uncle Phil's questionable jokes.
- The Farewell Tour: Include details about funeral services, visitations, or that wild karaoke bash you're throwing in his honor (because, well, Uncle Phil would have wanted it that way).
Remember: There's no word count, but keep it concise and informative.
Frequently Asked Questions: Your Obituary Odyssey Awaits!
How to submit an obituary online?
Head over to the Inquirer's online ad portal () and unleash your inner wordsmith.
How to submit an obituary via email?
Craft your masterpiece and send it to deathnotices@inquirer.com.
How to submit an obituary by phone?
Pick up the phone and dial 215-854-5800 to speak to a real live human who can help.
How much does an obituary cost?
Prices vary depending on length and placement. Contact the Inquirer for the latest rates.
Can I include a photo?
Absolutely! Just make sure it's a high-resolution image fit for a newspaper.
So there you have it! With a little planning and maybe a sprinkle of humor, you can craft a fitting tribute to Uncle Phil (or whomever graced this world with their presence). Now go forth and conquer the obituary world!
