In 10 Years, Channing Tatum, Rosario Dawson, Chris Pratt, Justin Long, and Ari Graynor (among others) play former classmates who get back together for — wait for it — their ten-year high school reunion. This seems as good a reason as any to coo over the real-life yearbook photos of Tatum, Dawson, Pratt, and the rest, so Vulture is happy to present you with the opportunity to do just that. Herewith, an exclusive look at the teenage years of the 10 Years cast, with bonus (and entirely made-up) superlatives. Enjoy!
Most Likely to Befriend a Mini-Horse and Write a Song About It
Most Likely to Make Stripping an Honorable Profession
Most Likely to Know How Many Minutes Are in a Year (Less Likely to Know How Many Hours Are in a Day)
Most Likely to Invent the Red-Eye Filter
Most Likely to Cheer Up
Most Likely to Know Where the Chems Are (you've seen Bourne Legacy, right?)
Most Likely to Become a Phone Sex Operator, But in a Nice, Entrepreneurial Way
Most Likely to Never Join Facebook
Most Likely to Look Just Like This Forever
